L is 2. This is a fantastic, frustrating age. L does so many weird things that just make me scratch my head and wonder what in the world is going on in there.
Here are a list of a few of them.
1. L pinches her nipples. While she’s pinching her nipples, she grins. When I tell her not to do it, that grin transforms into full out mischievousness. She keeps doing it.
#ISeeStripper
2. L announces she farted. Every time. I can understand telling me she pooped or peed, but farted? “Mommy…” “What, baby?” “I fah-ted…’gin.”
#Whatyoudonttalkabout
3. L is scared of like…everything. Except, see, she’s sporadically scared of things. So I never know when Elmo is going to have her entranced and giggling, or crawling up me in hysterics.
#Butjustyesterdayyou
I love my child. Heathen that she is.